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I HATE MY JOB!

• I'm tired of two-faced moda effers stepping to me like the got somn to say.
• I'm tired of lazy bums who do nothing but gossip all day.
• I'm tired of people assuming I want the details on their lives.
• I'm tired of them thinking I'm s'posed to share details about mine just becos theirs is an open book for Tom, Dick and Harry's perusal.
• I'm tired of working with idiots who think they are smart.
• I'm tired of working with assholes who think they are just honest.
• I'm tired of working with rude and inhumane jackasses who think they're blunt.
• I'm tired of people assuming I have nothing to say becos I don't talk when I just cant be bothered.
• I'm tired of people yakking without really saying anything
• I'm tired of working with people who portray about as much professional decorum as rats.
• I'm tired of the oga patapatas talking about prioritizing this and that shit when their ability to prioritize is, at best, questionable.
• I'm tired of feeling like I'm stuck in this situation becos the idiots known as oga patapatas have lost their damn minds.
• I'm tired of the stupid new rules they just imposed.
• And I'm tired of pretending to follow the damn rules.
• I'm tired of people kissing asses to get somewhere.
• I'm tired of the ogas who let their asses be kissed .
• I'm tired of the whole democracy... we all know it's just crazy.
• I'm tired of letting my mind go to waste becos I have to work with this idiots.
• I'm tired about the level of stimulation...about as strong as pinching your palm.
• I'm tired I'm still here...

I love my job

• I love being up when most people aren't.
• I love the level of diversity in what I do.
• I love working with the computers and the different analyzers.
• I love figuring out what's wrong when they are broken.
• I love both pre and post analytical phases of my job.
• I love analysing different samples.
• I love figuring out what the results mean for each sample tested.
• I love the complexity of my job.
• I love the danger factor that compels you to be extremely careful.
• I love going to work without a clue as to what I'm going to do once I get there.
• Mostly, I love the fact that when I'm done for the day, I can smile knowing I've made a difference in someone's life, somewhere...